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Mokabe's Mixxx

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"i go out walkin, after midnight" so skinny, i might snap in two and i don't even know who i'm rappin to but honey, i ain't really got not money how bout a head start? you could take off running grrrl, i don't need to be the geek in yr life but i'll give ya the best freakin week of yr life and where the hell is jeebus? the meek are in strife i think there's a leak in the pipes but we look nice notta fan of that Hannah Montana, but i'm white tall, skinny redhead in tights, and i hate to say it, but i'm just yr type grrrl, i don't need to be the geek in yr life but i'll give ya the best freakin week of yr life my one homie calls it smokabeez my other homie tells you a joke for free i remember the first time Mo spoke to me prolly went home and smoked some some some something to hold, or someone to hug? got hips to shake, and shoulders to shrug angry coffee served with a mean mug sacks to the helmet, call me T-Suggs the champs of the amps, diggin through samples in a B-Boy stance wit 2 hands on the handle drinkin down sorrow same thing tomorrow holdin food court call me sbarro pizzas and pastas, wheezin like rastas, i get it free, for you it'll cost ya maybe 5 bucks, shit out of luck, yeah we stick up cuz we feel kinda stuck. givin two fucks, one's for my fam, another's for friends do you know who i am? i think ya kinda do i'm that guy in the back in tights i work here you mighta seen me on okcupid "lame i frequent the blocks that i'm known to rock, you hear the b@ss from the trunk when i'm on the block"
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Tip if You Hip (free) 03:08
Don't Forget to pay your tabs. Tip if You Hip Man i gotta job i can chill in the back and rap at i wake up thankful, so thankful in fact that: "i'm gonna buy you a diamond so big, it's gonna make you puke" if ya gotta throw up, you should go to the men's room: you can get felt up or make claims with a pen dude please take yr sharpies somewhere else! this ain't the place for yr cries for help! and no offense henry, but help not wanted he stormed out the door, looked back and he grunted just then the weird runner just took off jogging i'm surprised more 40-somethings don't come here for Pogging remember Pogs? Slammers? Here at Mokabe's, we really try to mind our manners and you can never mind our banter the Gift of the Gab like a talking black santa it's clear we don't care, Terry's in the back with a Beard with No Hair! Tip If You Hip. Tip if You Hip. I'm at the bar, like, "YALL TAKE EBT?" Reeny winked, "this coffee drink's on me" i went home and checked my okcupid well oh hey cuz i'm so damn stupid cuz i thought it would work now i'm in the back actin like a jerk in my tight pants have you ever seen me do my little dance?
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John Facebook Kennedy (free) 01:31
"a woman who had almost formed a healthy sense of self joined social media" "and an area man can remember exactly where he was and what he was doing when he assassinated JFK" John Facebook Kennedy Rooster, he shot all the presidents that's why he be actin so hesitant the same South Side City resident talkin hippie shit like a resin hit i'm So St. Louis like a One-Way Street or Murphy Lee comin in for Sunday Eats some say Too Short, some say Skeet some play fair and some they cheat gotta thing for the sweets, now i'm eatin Steve's treats get weak in the knees and won't sleep for three weeks sometimes i come up to eat for cheap never know who ya might see or meet time to go, time to get on ya feet as for this rhyme, it ends with a bleep like what the bleep? time to go home and sleep, count some sheep
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Just back here doin some dishes Soap & water, and they all got crushes on both the daughters and i know i ain't supposed to've thought them thoughts and all the cofffee bought, in search of a look at the sights we sought so we sit and kill winter with soup and a spoon 9/11 jokes, too late or too soon? my last boss told me to "never forget" and i won't repeat what i told him when i quit Rooster, i'm known to be smokin a bit and i don't even know where i'm goin with this yeah, sure, who cares? i'm out here somewhere, tryin to be somewhere else low health, go stealth
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Living Alone (free) 03:18
Mudslides and Mochas, be what i'm supposed to veagn sausage, egg yolkas, watch me do my, do my polka dance, stuck inside a trance snow leopard tight pants, pickin up chicks: fat chance stuck alone in my b-boy stance arms strong like i'm Lance i'm so dope, worked so hard, now i'm broke and i'm told that my folk like to play folk, jokin around, time to smoke sittin outside on the Daddio Patio nothin to do so ya know that we had to go drivin up Arsenal, nowhere to park it "can't afford to shop at the Farmer's Markets" and Nelson Mandela became the 1st politician to be missed we don't cry over spilt soymilk go grab a mop in a Groundskeeper Willie kilt this for Doug, Steve, Shelby and Maddie and Shonta and Dale, and Kelly quit laughing! Terry, John, Reeny, Hulee and Mo and the guy who just ordered his food to go! Cook up a fresh grilled cheese, a Who Needs Meat No Cheese times 3 Green Onions, Feta, on top of Hummus wonderin what else do they want from us? Aiko and whitefolk, we light smokes i know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy you might know trivia, Wednesdays, 8PM and if ya didn't know you can see Jake then
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Ay Yo Mo (free) 03:25
in Saint Louis, Missouri, we say "Ay Yo Mo" and at Mokabe's we say, "Ay Yo Mo" Ay Yo Mo, how ya doin? it's ya son now and uh, his name is John, he put the drugs down and he's tryin to do some things that'll make ya proud instead, everytime they call it's for Winter Outreach ("always smell like cigarettes") and we smell like cigarettes and we sit at the bar and we textin sometimes i wanna come up and sit next to ya put my arm around yr shoulder and say, "Ay Mo, can i go out to Boulder?" for a few days, and make a few treys and come back, and be real playful and we stay, we stay full off all the food that you gave us ("always smell like cigarettes") go out for a smoke break and i don't know, maybe make up a joke late it's late, like it's late, it's late ("always smell like cigarettes") we'll be smokin at the bar tonight cuz tonight we work til the midnight hour Ay Yo Mo, Ay Yo Mo then Nelly raps on my mixtape!
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Drank (Coffee) (free) 01:34
Po Up: Drank (Coffee) Headshot: Drank (Coffee) sit down: Drank (Coffee) stand up: Drank (Coffee) pass out: Drank (Coffee) wake up: Drank (Coffee) faded: Drank (Coffee) faded: Drank (Coffee) why you babysittin only 2 or 3 shots of espresso? grrrl, you such a mess, oh Swimming Pool fulla Coffee Swimming Pool fulla Coffee
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ROOSTER - My Homies (free) 01:19
My Homies, My Homies, Mokabe's My Homies My Homies My Homies Mokabe's Homies he talkin like a snitch, NO THAT AINT MY HOMIE he trippin off a bitch, MOKABES MY HOMIES take a take a case, THATS MY HOMIES MOKABE'S MY HOMIES
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Don't Kill My Vibe (free) 03:38
Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe I am a sinner, who's prolly gonna sin again and y'all forgive me for being just who i am Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe Maybe i could Poke yr Hondas write upside down like my man Jack Klompus bent over vaccuums, crackin up in the backroom i might need a snack soon, gotta clean up the bathrooms "SO YOU BETTER KNOCK ON WOOD" look inside of my soul, you'd find a Rooster used to work at Lindbergh and Scheutz, err playin Basketball with 5 yr olds go to CBGB, i like my beer cold they serve em up luke warm we'll be servin up coffee til after the nuke storm I am a sinner, who's prolly gonna sin again and y'all forgive me for being just who i am Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe The Mokabe's Mixxx You Better Knock on Wood Bad Trip Studios I go out walkin after midnite this just the type of shit i get into I GO OUT WALKIN AFTER MIDNITE

about

This is a mixtape i made for the most awesome yob in the entire world!
I'm paraphrasing here, but i think it was God Herself that said, "yo, do you think Mokabe's is hiring?" Shouts to all my peoples there, you freakin know who ya freakin are. The mixtape was all fun and games, written mostly about strange happenings around Mokabe's, to rap songs you somehow can't hear me blaring in the kitchen til you walk back there. I'm the happiest dishwashin foodrunnin janitor that ever did live, and for that, since i can't afford a diamond so big it'll make 'em puke, i stuck with what i'm okay at: RAP. Because really, while i try to keep up with all of you talking about all these interesting subjects and all i can think about is how Murphy Lee is a way better rapper than Nelly. And when i get off, and i wanna forget about every wet napkin in a cup and potato chip crushed into the goddamn carpet upstairs, i Rap and i write and i listen and get motivated to reach some balance. Then i stop and go to bed. Anyday i do this i feel like a fucking rich person. i don't even know what that means.
i recorded this all at The Space, a creative palace, an artist's enclave, the very most important aspect for one with a (somewhat intense) creative motor is The Space to use it when it's bustin like a squirrel lookin for a nut or what's that dumbass rhyme again?
anyway, in the end, my buddy Jeremy Nature Boy Strootman just has better recording equipment, ya know software and hardware and underwear and all that. so i dropped vocals in his basement and he helped me layout the artwork cuz for an artist i can be quite archaic.
Love and Thanks to all my coworkers and all that.
if you don't like it or it sounds shitty, make your fuckin own and don't hate. i really don't care, it was SO FUN

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released February 11, 2014

Rooster Jake - Idea, Arrangement, Recording, Writing, Sampling, Rapping, Picture Selection, Dishwashing, Foodrunning, Trivia Host
Jeremy Nature Boy Strootman - Bad Trip Studios, Distribution

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Rooster Jake Cohen performed solo as Barely Free in a set of the sort of music he might have as part of the beat for the hip- hop version of the outfit. And there was something great about seeing a guy wearing a Larry Bird jersey, a Moog hat, jean shorts and oddly patterned leggings manipulating samples, operating what looked like a modular synth and otherwise creating noisy yet melodic atmospheres ... more

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